A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me – my pretty face
or my sexy body?’
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humour.
Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Q – What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, ‘What other problem can
there be greater than this one?’
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father
hadn’t left me a fortune?’
‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE’
Father to son after exam: ‘let me see your report card.’
Son: ‘My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents.’
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
