Don’t miss this..it’s really funny
there is a well known
deemed university and some more self financing
colleges, always speaks in English. That college students have
collected & published a book by name ” Spoken English”
…. Njoy ………..with his……… …..English. ……… ….
Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great
“
Spoken English”
# At the ground:
———— —–
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs
please come here).
# To a boy, angrily:
———— ———
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
———— ——— –
You, rotate the ground four times…
You, go and understand the tree…
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late – say YES or NO …..(?)
# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt
this )
———— ——— –
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt ,U shirt,V shirt.. but if you want to
wear …. remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the
campus
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
———— ——— ——— ——— ——-
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves – I will take the bigger half.
Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> “Both of u three get out of the class.”
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose
today…
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
Take 5 cm wire of any length….
Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences …
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached,
the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am
late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
At college day 2007:
“This college strict u the worry no …. U get good marks, I the
happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the
enjoy”
At fresh years day 2008:
“No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police “
VERY IMPORTANT : ok enjoy this English, but dont forget your English
!!
બીજા પણ માણીએ
1. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
2. Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
3. When the stars are out, they are visible,
When the lights are out, they are invisible.
4. If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?
5. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
6. C’mon, let’s polish the Polish furniture.
7. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
8. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
9. How can ‘A Slim Chance’ and ‘A Fat Chance’ be the same?
10. How can ‘You’re so cool’ and ‘You’re not so hot’ be different?
11. Why are ‘A Wise man’ and ‘A Wise guy’ opposites?
12. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.